is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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