You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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