Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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