I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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