WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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