In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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