god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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