You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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