White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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