It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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