If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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