i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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