Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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