She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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