check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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