Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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