My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
