Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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