May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
false alarm, still single
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