your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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