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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers

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(317): View more from Indiana

It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.

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(303): View more from Colorado

My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)

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(314): View more from Missouri

I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day

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(815): View more from Illinois

No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.

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(209): View more from California

Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas

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(281): View more from Texas

The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.

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(949): View more from California

Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.

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