She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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