Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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