he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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