how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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