Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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