I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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