That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
