your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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