wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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