chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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