maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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