She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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