No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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