what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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