Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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