But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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