I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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