He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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