life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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