Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
