Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Randomize
