Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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