who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Randomize
