I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
