Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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