my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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