so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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