we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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