she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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