Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Im part way to drunk.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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