i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
