Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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