Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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