didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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