Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
