Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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